so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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