This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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