Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
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I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
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That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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