Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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