You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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