if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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