i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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