I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
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I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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