you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
you traded sex for a burrito?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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