i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
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its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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