It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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