People in love make me want to vomit
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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