it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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