We should be called the Road Head Warriors
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
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People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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