i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize