Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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