I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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