Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I'm always down for nudity.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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