i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
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I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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