You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
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Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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