Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
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Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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