I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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