just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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