Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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