Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
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We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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