i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
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I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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