Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
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I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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