I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
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If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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