Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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