Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
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Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
you had me at cake vodka
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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