So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
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I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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