Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
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You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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