It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
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dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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