Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I think pants incapable of making pants work
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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