I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I just want to make out with him forever
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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