I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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