Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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