She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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