I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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