I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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