are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I didn't notice because vodka
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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