Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
We're facebook friends in real life
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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