How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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