So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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