you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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