Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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