I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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