Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
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Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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