Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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