That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
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they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
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I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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