But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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