The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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